September 2009
11 posts
I see a rabbit.
– The Ballad of Jack and Rose
I’ve been waiting out here for fifteen minutes.
– The Mexican
Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are my god, my inspiration, my everything.
– It’s All Gone Pete Tong
Welcome to the Brinkley School and our First Grade Show.
– The Object of My Affection
There’s nothing to tell! Just some guy I work with.
– Friends, S01E01
Ok, I’ll go first, um… let me say… we don’t really need to be here.
– Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Hey, howdy there Mr. Lee! What is it, Filipino New Year?
– Mars Attacks!
Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Avenue in the winter of his 35th...
– The Royal Tenenbaums
Hey, this is Tris. Leave a message after the bleep.
– Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders
From the Dardanelles to the...
– Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
August 2009
21 posts
Harry Potter… Who is Harry Potter?
– Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Come on guys, time to go home.
– Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Bloody Kids.
– Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Lumos Maxima!
– Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
I can’t let you out, Hedwig. I’m not allowed to use magic outside of...
– Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
I should’ve known that you would be here, Professor McGonagall.
– Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone
It started with a chair.
– Juno
Hey, you wanna get out of here?
– Adventureland
A girl will never forget the first boy she likes.
– He’s Just Not That Into You
So, my plan is to create this cluster of live/work lofts all along the perimeter...
– I Love You, Man
Why must you be this way? Why… Why is there always a problem? It’s a...
– Seven Years in Tibet
I got out of the institution on the day of my sister’s wedding.
– Secretary
What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
– Napoleon Dynamite
When I was a kid, I used to think there was a special place where all the movie...
– How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
Good morning, Columbus.
– Arizona Dream
This is Harvey Milk, speaking on Friday, November 18th.
– Milk
Mmm, this is so good. I want more.
– Hard Candy
- Who are you?
- We are three wise men.
- What?
- We are three wise men.
-...
– Monthy Python’s Life of Brian
I’m never getting married. You want an absolute? Well, there it is.
– Veronica Mars, S01E01
July 2009
7 posts
It all started on New Year’s Eve, 1962 in my hometown of Pasadena,...
– Rumor Has It
I’m voting for Dukakis.
– Donnie Darko
Halloween just got awesome, bitches!
– Fanboys
People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
– Fight Club
Morgan, this is a bad idea.
– Chuck, S01E01
Way out west there was this fella, fella I wanna tell you about - fella by the...
– The Big Lebowski